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Top Ten Signs You Asked The Wrong Guy To Be The Best Man At Your Wedding

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Asks at the altar if you want to buy last night's pictures of the bride. (HOLDEN GEEZERLY)
9. His date for the reception is inflatable. (DaPope)
8. Invitations to the Bachelor party have Spongebob on them and it's at some place called, "Chuck E. Cheese." (darthgator)
7. The red pumps clash with the yellow gown. (jumpinjack)
6. He immediately had "BEST MAN" tattooed across his forehead. (Geoduck)
5. Most best men hit on bridesmaids. This one hit on the bride, the mother and the priest. (quistis)
4. Your fiancee keeps referring to him as "Best Stud" (Nicko)
3. He keeps dropping a pen and looking up your bride's wedding dress. (IOIO)
2. Instead of just handing you the ring he insist on doing the "behind your ear" magic trick with it. (Walrus)
1. He thought the priest was talking to him when he said "You may now kiss the bride." (Gabrielle)

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