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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs Your County Fair Was Scaled Back Due to Financial Problems

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. The tractor pull was moved to County Rd 110 so they could hold the contest and level the roadbed at the same time. (lekolight)
9. No carousel, just a big stuffed panda on a riding lawnmower driven by a fat sweaty guy. (RAM)
8. Now has 50% Cotton/ 50% Polyester Candy. (Stephen H)
7. The demolition derby was two kids on tricycles. (jumpinjack)
6. The carousel has been replaced with the "valet parking attendant ride." (Major Tom)
5. The beauty queen and the grand champion pig are the same individual. (byuguy)
4. The headline entertainment is the mayor's 8 year-old kid and her friends lip-synching some Muppets routines. (Maniac Bob)
3. First prize is a picture of a blue ribbon. (Norm Shelton)
2. They ask everyone if they work for the health department. (Raven)
1. The Flea Circus is doing double-duty as the Petting Zoo. (Major Tom)

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