They should have at least a little embarrassing, obnoxious yelling by someone who has no clue what they are talking about.
(IOIO)
They refused to send your 73rd tote bag until you made good on at least one of your pledges.
(rorschak)
So-called "Masterpiece Theater" refuses to show "Weekend at Bernies" despite your repeated e-mail campaigns.
(nerfmanB)
You would have been so much happier never learning to read.
(Geoduck)
It challenges your worldview where life is interrupted every 6 to 12 minutes so you can go to the bathroom and you're smarter than everybody.
((Mrs.) Major Tom)
You can't channel surf fast enough to avoid finding out how many ferns are indigenous to Mozambique.
(Chuck1863)
You wasted your entire childhood waiting for someone besides Big Bird to discover Mr. Snuffleuppagus.
(byuguy)
You've spent $800 on donations thinking you were talking to the HOT little tart taking calls in the third row only to find out you were actually talking to her grandma in the seat next to her.
(HOLDEN GEEZERLY)
Antiques Roadshow has rendered me incapable of cleaning out the hall closet.
(Major Tom)
Hating it is the only way to feel even more smugly superior than the smug, superior people who do watch it.
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