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Top Ten Signs Your Kid Isn't Ready To Go Back To School

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Fingernail marks on the bedroom floor, walls, even the bathroom tiles. (Good Ol' Horseface)
9. You're still trying to unearth him from beneath his pile of clothes. (k.a)
8. The whole last week of summer you find him hiding in different spots in the house. (The Frunkus Kid)
7. He made a voodoo miniature of the school and set fire to it. (Magus Noan)
6. You don't remember there being booby traps all his bedroom door. (The Frunkus Kid)
5. He and the other neighborhood kids just completed a pit trap for the school bus. (familyman)
4. He's standing out at the school bus stop, holding his surfboard, waterskis, fishing pole.......... (sbrogdon)
3. He still dresses each day in swim suit, flip-flops and sunscreen. (sbrogdon)
2. There's a note on his bedroom door "Gone to Burning Man. Be back in a week." (Raven)
1. He stapled July back onto the kitchen calendar. (Magus Noan)

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