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Top Ten Signs the Fraternity You're Pledging isn't a Real Fraternity
(submitted by Steph Tizzle)
They always carry clipboards and meet in the Psych Building.
You're asked to wire your membership fees to the flagship chapter in Nigeria.
The "hazing" consists of a two hour seminar about time shares.
(The Incognito Penguin)
The weekly meeting is held at the YMCA's clothing optional sauna.
One of the "Greek letters" looks suspiciously like the one previously belonging to Prince.
Friday Night Study Parties with free tofu and unlimited guava juice.
(Jibby not here!)
It's the only Greek house on skid row.
(The Infield Fly)
One of the Greek letters in their name is pie. Not pi, but an actual picture of a slice of pie.
The house is spotless and they're burning a vanilla Yankee Candle.
"Of course we have beer! You want root, ginger, or birch?"
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