Your blood pressure had gone up 15 points, and your hair is 20% greyer than it was in May.
(Magus Noan)
You've had her backpack packed for two weeks.
(Magus Noan)
Your "Afternoon Delight" has become a "Midnight Special."
(darthgator)
You cried for two hours when you read the "Top Ten Signs Your Kid Isn't Ready To Go Back To School" list.
(finlero)
You've been locking him out of the house until 3pm everyday
(Rocco Benedetto Di Cane)
They've almost managed to break free of the basement.
(Count Funkular)
You tried to bribe the School Board into setting the semester start date two weeks earlier.
(Magus Noan)
He's there a week early, handcuffed to the door with a 7 gallon water cooler and an igloo full of sandwitches.
(Buttsey57)
The Prozac bottle is almost empty.
(Norm Shelton)
He set fire to a voodoo miniature of the school ... in your family room.
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