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Top Ten Ways To Tell It's Football Season

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. You're no longer getting ticketed for tailgating at the stadium parking lot. (Sheriff)
9. Wing sauce goes from $3.50 to more than $6.00 a gallon. (Major Tom)
8. Brett Favre just got out of retirement. (Thomas Palsson)
7. Someone resuscitated Al Michaels. (DaPope)
6. The local kids now throw footballs, rather than baseballs, through the bay window. (Jocundus)
5. Guys at the bar talking about "drafts" aren't talking about beer. (Tristan)
4. The loud, obnoxious drunks eating brats in the parking lot and urinating in public are alumni instead of students. (Oops I did it again.)
3. Only women show up to church on Sundays. (Flip201)
2. Wal-Mart has recently set-up a body paint aisle. (Rocco Benedetto Di Cane)
1. It's almost time to start paying attention to baseball. (lefty)

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