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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Most Boring Mythical Creatures

(submitted by Oren Otter)

10. The Hippoconomist: the body of a hippopotamus with the head of Ben Stein (rorschak)
9. The Mythical Winged Sloth: despite wings, it never gets up the speed to fly (Miss Moah)
8. Mefusa: turns anyone who looks at her into tofu (Tristan)
7. The Bi-clops: like a Cyclops, but with two eyes (Wools)
6. The Hornless Unicorn: looks just like a unicorn, but without the horn (Stephen H)
5. The Slea: half slug, half flea (miester)
4. The Gorgon-zola: One glance turns anyone into a stinky cheese (DaPope)
3. The Wereworm (Major Tom)
2. Bigtoe (DaPope)
1. Garfield (Good Ol' Horseface)

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