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Top Ten Signs You're Going To Be Fired
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
They cleaning crew leaves an empty cardboard box at your desk.
(Rocco Benedetto Di Cane)
The boss keyed your car. While you were parking it.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
When you arrive in the morning the staff is raffling off your private parking space.
The snotty head of HR asks you, "What's your favorite snake? The python? Or the COBRA?"
The sign on your parking space says "Reserved for Mr. Fired".
You don't recognise the family picture on your desk.
You accidentally caused two fires and a power plant meltdown...and you're an accountant.
Interoffice mail in your inbox is now addressed to Current Occupant.
Conference Room B is booked on Friday for a Suprise Good-Bye and no one told you about it.
A neon Vacancy sign is hanging above your desk.
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