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Top Ten Things We'd Rather Forget, Now That Summer Is Ending
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
The credit card bill from the cruise ship casino
Spending the Christmas savings account on an impulse vacation
The adorable "incentive" bikini - two sizes smaller - that is still hanging on the back of the bedroom door, unused
The taste of "fair food"
That experiment involving lawn darts, a taco salad, and a bicycle pump
How you fixed the lawn mower with parts from the snow thrower
The feeling of beach sand deep in your shorts
The Noodle Incident. I know the kid with the stuffed tiger is responsible, I just can't prove it
The second runner up on "America's Got Talent" looked like a cross dressing Uncle Sam.
(The Frunkus Kid)
Oil does not always float.
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