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Top Ten Signs You Drank Too Much Last Night
(submitted by Norm Shelton)
You forgot to post the Monday top Ten, and it's now Tuesday.
Everyone at work is talking about your hilarious YouTube video.
You wake up on the beach in Hawaii...and you don't live anywhere near Hawaii.
Your liver and kidneys are organizing a class-action lawsuit against your lips.
You wake up in an unfamiliar dumpster.
The town drunk just walked by your house, shaking his head at you.
Most people: wake up in a strangers bed; You: wake up on a Congressional ticket.
You wake up in one of those stuffed animal-crane games at Chucky Cheese.
Upon further consideration, you don't heart Justin Bieber as much as your new tattoo would suggest.
You carefully stored your contact lenses on your toothbrush.
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