The theory of gravity: Just think about how much better life would be if we could float around wherever we wanted.
(Wiki)
The Uncertainty Principle: You an either know the physical location of the phone you are calling, or know who will answer the phone when you call. But you can never know both at the same time.
(Raven)
Super-transportational symmetry: If you don't turn the wheel, the car will stay in the middle of the road.
(Oren Otter)
The bunny theory: the reason atomic neuclei do not fly apart isn't cosmic glue; it's because all matter is made up of tiny fluffy bunnies who like to snuggle.
(Oren Otter)
Whichever one is responsible for supermarket parking lot layouts
(Major Tom)
The OJ theory: If the glove won't fit, you must acquit.
(WAM)
The quark theory: For every subatomic particle, there is a bartender or garbageman in outer space with the same name.
(Oren Otter)
Many Worlds Theory: You may not be picked for the top ten list; but you are Master of the top ten list, in another universe.
(Oh Deer)
The crayola theory: Quarks don't just come in red, blue and green, but lots of fun colors like laser lemon, burnt umber and magenta. At least they would if Crayola ran the LHC.
(Oren Otter)
Schrodigger's Sock Theory: proposes that a diabolical cat in a dryer ate your missing sock while the dryer door was closed
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