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Top Ten Clues You Picked a Fight with the Wrong Person
(submitted by Magus Noan)
He removes his wig and size 16 5" stripper heels and says, "Girl, you in trouble now."
Calling out your karate teacher is just plain dumb.
His 'Mom' tattoo has a knife stuck in it.
He opened a can of spinach simply by squeezing it. Things went downhill from there.
You thought Muay Thai and Krav Maga were styles of cooking.
His jacket that you spilled beer on? The giant patch? The one that says "World Kickboxing Champion 2008"
Despite trying to block him with your Elven Wall magic card, the big biker guy still managed to punch you.
You now know how you like knuckle sandwiches.
Strains of Michael Jackson's "Beat it" start to play when he snaps his fingers.
Sharks have a week dedicated to him.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
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