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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Rejected Premises For Horror Movies

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. The Ghostly Lemmings: They come out at night in enormous herds and swarm people off cliffs.... (Oh Deer)
9. Zombie accountants. (finlero)
8. Nightmare on Sesame St. Elmo isn't feeling ticklish tonight! (sbrogdon)
7. A demonically-possessed fax machine that actually faxes its victims' faces. (rorschak)
6. After being btten by a dachshund, a man turns into the werewienerdog and terrorizes the neighborhood squirrels. (Stephen H)
5. Revenge of the Killer Snails (Magus Noan)
4. Return of the Son of the Bride of the Alien Kong Vampire Pod from Black Lagoonityville IV (Stephen H)
3. Saw VIII: The Musical (squeeky)
2. Unattractive but intelligent coeds quickly solve a murder mystery. (Outsyder)
1. Attack of the invisible, non-violent, harmless thing. (Squeezette)

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