If you hit someone REALLY hard, you can knock them into next week.
(Stephen H)
Cottonelle toilet paper really leaves behind fewer paper scraps.
(abby_doot)
The BCS system works.
(sbrogdon)
If you hold it long enough your bladder will explode.
(Raven)
Once upon a time, there was a point to all this.
(junkshop_coyote)
Tailgating makes the slowpoke ahead of you drive faster.
(Magus Noan)
The cat-buttered-toast monorail
(Tristan)
You can see Russia from Alaska.
(Oh Deer)
If violently yanked, mustaches rip the entire upper lip off.
(Stephen H)
TV rots your brain.
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