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Top Ten Signs Your Imaginary Friend Hates You

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. He "unfriended" you on his imaginary Facebook. (toyz)
9. He plans the party of the year at your house and "forgets" to invite you. (Dray Dray the Bay Bay)
8. There's frequently an imaginary kick me sign on your back. (finlero)
7. There's a burning bag of dung on your porch and you know it's him because no one else can see it! (Gregj09)
6. You find an imaginary voodoo doll in the toy box. (Oops! I did it again.)
5. He just graffitied your house with invisible paint. (sbrogdon)
4. Your therapist starts charging you double for couples therapy. (Miss Moah)
3. Your imaginary friend thinks that you should both see other people. (Raven)
2. He won't let you use his air guitar anymore. (El Barton)
1. You catch him hitting on your imaginary girlfriend and she's not even his type. (Snoop Rob)

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