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Top Ten Signs You Are On A Failed Reality Show

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. They're asking the crazy girl to put her top back on. (Salad Bar Bob)
9. The program backers are Nigerian royalty. (giggles)
8. The CW decided to pass. (Lucky Ducky)
7. Your first task is to look in a dumpster for your severance package. (Rigoletto)
6. While shooting the pilot episode, the producers announce it's going direct to YouTube. (Sheriff)
5. The producers change it's location from a south sea island to an abandoned Boy Scout camp. (sbrogdon)
4. Your "alliance" consists of Regis Philbin & Carrot Top. (The Incognito Penguin)
3. The producers ask the finalists to chip in for the season finale. (DaPope)
2. The judges are Charro, Nipsy Russel and Paul Lynde. (CraigC)
1. You've been six weeks now on this deserted island, and it's been four weeks since you saw a cameraman. (Thomas Palsson)

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