"Blood alcohol testing isn't part of the procedure every day, is it?"
(Holden Geezerly)
"Why yes, I do believe in the death penalty ... even for parking violations."
(Magus Noan)
"It was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with a candlestick!"
(Thomas Palsson)
Your "medical" marijuana use may cloud your judgement.
(wpboilermkr)
"Fry Him!! Fry Him!! Fry 'em all!!"
(JDAii)
BEG to be on the jury because the defendant is so HOT!
(El Barton)
Your moral compass has become demagnetized.
(Stephen H)
Show up dressed like a witch doctor and ask to sit in First Class.
(Magus Noan)
You have to be available to close a multimillion dollar deal with a Nigerian prince that should be coming through any day now!
(No Dear I didn't)
You can't count on your 5 year old to keep the meth lab running.
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