You think you're a "wee bit" late for work and end up being on time for a change.
(Magus Noan)
The recurring dream you have of swatting the snooze button didn't happen.
(DaPope)
Everybody else is always an hour late.
(Norm Shelton)
You're still tired from losing that hour of sleep last spring.
(Magus Noan)
You go for a 2 a.m. soak in the jacuzzi, glance at your watch, and think you've discovered a real hot tub time machine.
(finlero)
You set your DVR to record Freddie Vs. Predator. Instead, you got the Teletubbies.
(Oren Otter)
You keep ariving to early for the early bird dinner specials.
(Balistic)
It's Sunday morning. You are sitting in church. You are pretty sure Satan got everyone else but you. You're next.
(Holden Geezerly)
You finally have a traffic-free ride to work.
(El Barton)
Everything is back to normal because you also forgot in the spring.
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