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Top Ten Caveman Era Occupations

(submitted by Shoegazer)

10. Club Owner (JL)
9. Cave wall painter of pet portraits (Oh Deer)
8. Professional stalactite remover (jumpinjack)
7. Writing science fiction novels about people who can start fires and fantasy novels about people who put them out on purpose (Chuck1863)
6. "Rock" star (Tristan)
5. Fire Repair Man: "Will arrive at cave sometime between Big Light and Little Dark." (Major Tom, Toujin)
4. Nit-Picker: not like your wife, the real thing (sbrogdon)
3. Dick Clark's roadie (Good Ol' Horseface)
2. CEO: Cave Entrance Observer, to warn the tribe when the hibernating bear wakes up (Magus Noan)
1. Burrier of small artifacts that will make palientologists say "wha?" in thousands of years. (Oren Otter)

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