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Top Ten Hints Your Landlord Might Be Nuts

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. The "hidden" cameras he sets up all through your apartment are full-sized TV cameras sitting behind large potted plants. (finlero)
9. Your rental agreement is written in crayon. (El Barton)
8. He sits in a rocking chair outside your luxury high-rise condo bearing a shotgun and a jug of moonshine. (Rocco Benedetto Di Cane)
7. When you complain to him about the rat infestation, he fines you for keeping pets in the apartment. (Thomas Palsson)
6. Assumes that if you DON'T live in a glass house you CAN throw stones. (The Incognito Penguin)
5. He insists on cutting the lawn with a nail clipper for that "manicured" look. (Oh Deer )
4. You really liked having a pool until you found out that it is what he calls his, "Shark Aquarium". (Holden Geezerly)
3. You come home from work and find all of your pets in foil hats. (Oren Otter)
2. Installs a skylight in the apartment below you. (The Incognito Penguin)
1. His idea of a 'state-of-the-art' security system is a cardboard cutout of Chuck Norris placed in the lobby. (Toujin)

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