Your order was a vente half calf blended McCoffee.
(Potsticker)
They don't really believe you are Juan Valdez, and they want your donkey out of the store as well.
(JDAii)
No matter how many times you asked, they refused to "Irish up" your coffee.
(Outsyder)
Telling everyone that the cappuccino is made from a blend of Capuchin monkeys and Al Pacino.
(The Incognito Penguin)
You insited on hand selecting your coffee. One bean at a time.
(rorschak)
Always "asking for fries" with that cup of coffee.
(Holden Geezerly)
You were spotted making your fourth cup of "sweet milk" at the condiments bar.
(FanofDan)
After re-making your drink 163 times because it was "sucky" they gave up on the "Customer is always right" policy.
(JDAii)
Caught replacing all of the featured CDs with your own emo band's CD.
(Dood!)
Apparently reading books is OK, surfing the internet is OK, but practicing the tuba is a No-No.
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