Leading with your elbows
(Yooda Mann)
Waiting for all the really really GREAT deals on Beige Saturday
(The Incognito Penguin)
Spending five hours at the gym, then going shopping without putting on deodorant: No need to avoid the crowds, they'll avoid you.
(Oren Otter)
"Honey, let's take the blimp to the mall, ok?"
(Shoegazer)
Picking this day to quit using Xanax
(Thomas Palsson)
Getting sprayed by a skunk to ensure people keep their distance while in line
(Senor Pow)
A blindfold ensures that the presents will be a surprise to the receiver AND you.
(Draco Dei)
Asking your African-American friends for their shopping suggestions because you think the holiday was named after them
(FanofDan, Oren Otter)
Waiting until the crowd dies down to go
(Gregj09)
Mistaking Best Western for Best Buy when pitching your tent on Thursday night
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