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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Christmas Light Display

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. The Mayor of Las Vegas is telling you to tone it down. (IOIO)
9. Your vinyl siding is melting from the heat of all the bulbs. (Magus Noan)
8. John Travolta shows up on your lawn and takes over the dancefloor. (Shanghai)
7. Kids come to your door and say, "Trick or treat!" (sbrogdon)
6. Everyone walking down your street is wearing night. (Oren Otter)
5. Strangers come to your house to play cards, dice and slot machines (sbrogdon)
4. There are guillotines, the TSA, discoballs and lit Snuggies involved. (k.a)
3. Neighbor's light display has arrow and spells out: I'm next to stupid. (donner and blitzen)
2. "No offense, but Santa looks a bit creepy in blacklight." (Magus Noan)
1. Your neighbor with the pooping reindeer inflatable asks you to class it up a bit. (ardnax)

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