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Top Ten Revelations in WikiLeaks' State Department Cables

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10. Peopl dont use spell chek (oh deer)
9. Bill Clinton still owes Monica Lewinsky $50 for "services rendered." (jumpinjack)
8. The president of Ghana's cousin has bad taste in handbags. (JEvenlower)
7. Massive abuse of government e-mail for personal use, mostly debating the toppings of delivery pizzas. (lefty)
6. It's actually only 3 out of 5 dentists. (Shoegazer)
5. Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore really are the same person. (FanofDan)
4. Ahmadinejad played Tevye in his high school's production of "Fiddler on the Roof." (sbrogdon)
3. They consulted with Dennis Rodman for tips on negotiating with North Korea. (whyBother)
2. We lost our receipt for the Louisiana Purchase and will have to give it back if France finds out. (Chuck1863)
1. Most of the news from the past five years was fabricated by various government leaders sick of hearing various reports about Paris Hilton's missteps. Or Lindsay Lohan's. (Who knew?)

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