You're actually thinking of turning up your thermostat instead of buying a Snuggie.
(Magus Noan)
Last time you went to McDonalds you proudly said "Yes, I would like to make it a large."
(Raven)
You didn't get a raise, but you did get a free car wash pass.
(jumpinjack)
New sign: "Will Work for Organic Food."
(JLM2eat)
Happy Days are here again. On cable.
(byuguy)
Roomate has moved up from subsisting on ramen to mac 'n' cheese.
(JEvenlower)
No more newspaper photos of Wall Street bankers panhandling.
(byuguy)
Your banker is no longer slumming by driving the Bently and has gone back to the Rolls Royce.
(CraigC)
Wages are so high that octogenerians have been lured back into the job market!
(byuguy)
Bank finally replaced the old, faded "Foreclosed" sign in your front yard with a shiny new one.
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