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Top Ten Signs You've Been Watching Too Many Lifetime Original Movies

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10. You watched a Lifetime Original Movie. (YoDoy, Gregj09)
9. You can explain, in detail, and with citations of supporting evidence, why they aren't really that original. (Draco Dei)
8. You are convinced that the four basic food groups are: Ben and Jerry's, rice cakes, smoothies, and Xanax. (Good Ol' Horseface)
7. Your Kleenex bill is now larger than your red meat expenses. (rorschak)
6. You're about to have a mental breakdown because you just know your handsome husband has a dark past and going to cheat on you and take your money and your kids while your best friend stabs you in the back. (scamp)
5. The Oprah show some how feels cold and unemotional to you. (sbrogdon)
4. You cry whenever you hear sad violin music, even when its just on the elevator. (lefty)
3. Your new "sofa cushions" are actually plastic bags filled with used tissues. (YoDoy)
2. You're depressed you have no "secret life" of any sort. (The Incognito Penguin)
1. You start every phone conversation with a weepy, "Is he dead?" (YoDoy)

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