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Top Ten Signs You Drank Too Much At The Super Bowl Party
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
There's a tiger in the bathroom. There's also a baby in the closet.
You're spending more time looking at the inside of the toilet bowl than at the Super Bowl.
You played tackle football with the trees. The trees won.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
You wake up in a drained hot tub wearing a helmet and shoulder pads, and nothing else.
You wake up in the second seat of a cropduster over Uruguay with a lizard in your pants.
Your kids built a three-story fort in the backyard using your empty kegs.
You wake up in a suite in Vegas but the party you initially went to was in Nebraska.
You are no longer able to hold on to the floor.
You thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.
You went fishing in your buddy's koi pond and ate it sashimi style
(Paul J. Feld)
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