direct from . . .

Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs It Is Time To Change Your Ring Tone

(submitted by Kris L. Duke #795)

10. Your current one just played in a Metamucil commercial. (rorschak)
9. "It's A Small World After All" only generates stares at your pants. (Holden Geezerly)
8. "Endless Love" plays each time your ex-wife calls to tell you it's your weekend to have the kids. (YoDoy)
7. Baby don't got back anymore. (darthgator)
6. AT&T will no longer warrantee any phone that plays "the Macerena." (sbrogdon)
5. They finally answered the age old question, "Who let the the dogs out?" Change it already. (Senor Pow)
4. Axel F isn't cool anymore...really it's not. (El Barton)
3. Your friends find it humorous to put "It's Raining Men" as your ringtone but when your meeting your girlfriend's parents for first time it's a little embarassing. (The Frunkus Kid)
2. During your last financial crisis meeting your cell phone broke out in a chorus of "We're in the Money" while explaining how management was cutting back. (Raven)
1. The one that sounds like an old phone ringing used to be amusing, but now no one knows what it is. (Chuck1863)

Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton

Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's & Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the express consent of one of the authors.

sra & crs Last modified: Feb 21, 2011