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Top Ten Signs You're Too Old to Watch This TV Show
(submitted by Major Tom)
All of the inanimate objects have grinning faces, and none of the characters seem to be bothered by that fact.
You're older than the four stars combined.
If it was on channels 2 - 13, you'd program your Betamax to record it.
You complain that the talking unicorns don't truly own their characters and the tree fairy's accent seems somewhat forced.
You think the main character is a superhero with super-hearing when, in fact, it is just a teenager with a bluetooth.
You're not watching the foreign language channel, yet you still can't understand what those darn kids on TV are saying.
You can't figure out how to use your wall-mounted rotary phone to text in your vote.
You can remember the actor playing the onery Grandpa was playing an onery kid.
After the first ten minutes you blurt out, "Matlock would have figured this out already"
During Super Bowl you can't stop yourself from yelling "Get off my lawn!" at the TV.
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