There are no computer dating sites for computers looking to date.
(vipercat)
Smugness not yet programmed.
(vipercat)
He wanted to be a communications satellite when he grew up, but they made him study trivia.
(Major Tom)
Would rather have appeared on "Wheel of Fortune" because Vanna White is hot.
(Arcola "Lawn Ranger" Mike, Mute)
Everyone is always asking him to do impressions of HAL.
(finlero)
Alex Trebek emotionless monotone voice.
(Steady)
Trebeck never talks to him during commercial breaks.
(Maxpappy)
"I meant Toronto, Wyoming. Look it up!"
(Good Ol' Horseface)
His age should have qualified him for a game against pre-teen competitors.
(Chuck1863)
IBM has booked his next gig on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"
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