Finally showing your parents that all those hours spent shoving objects in your nose really did pay off
(YoGrilla)
Your brother joined the army, your cousin joined the peace corp, your best friend joined a Wall St. banking firm, and you weren't about to be outdone.
(BrogDog)
Chicks dig guys who can pitch a big tent.
(Arcola "Lawn Ranger" Mike)
Finally, a place where they are not screams of terror but screams of astonishment
(Raven)
Your main objective in life has been to create a better "3 Ring Circus" since going to a family reunion.
(Holden Geezerly)
All the cotton candy you can eat!
(El Barton, sbrogdon)
Due to an unseemly incident involving a clown and an air horn, a restraining order requires your crazy ex stay ten miles away from any circus.
(lefty)
Your local zoo has upgraded their security so breaking in and sticking your head in those lion's mouths is no longer an option.
(YoDoy)
The only other option the witness protection program was offering you was as Charlie Sheen's agent.
(YoDoy)
No one EVER criticizes what you are wearing.
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