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Top Ten Things To NOT Put on Your Dating Site Profile
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Gifted at farting well-known tunes.
Personal testimonial from your parole officer.
Hate silver bullets, crucifixes, sunshine and anemia.
(Arcola "Lawn Ranger" Mike)
My pastor says I can choose to be straight, so I'm giving this a try.
Just took a viagra and need to meet someone in the next 4 hours.
I collect mold, spores and fungus.
My heart is filled with love for Our Beloved Leader Kim Jong-il, but there is still enough place for you as well.
Attended clown AND mime college.
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