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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things To NOT Put on Your Dating Site Profile

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10. Gifted at farting well-known tunes. (Magus Noan)
9. Personal testimonial from your parole officer. (Geoduck)
8. Hate silver bullets, crucifixes, sunshine and anemia. (Arcola "Lawn Ranger" Mike)
7. My pastor says I can choose to be straight, so I'm giving this a try. (FanofDan)
6. Just took a viagra and need to meet someone in the next 4 hours. (vipercat)
5. Gender: TBD (YoDoy)
4. I collect mold, spores and fungus. (Egon)
3. My heart is filled with love for Our Beloved Leader Kim Jong-il, but there is still enough place for you as well. (Andre)
2. Attended clown AND mime college. (GC3)
1. Honors/Awards: 4-time #1 CSITTL Contributor... and counting. (Major Tom)

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