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Gadhafi's Top Ten Spring Break Plans
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Gulping green tea and judging as many wet robe contests as possible.
Relaxing with his wives in a jacuzzi filled with the blood of the innocent.
Stay glued to the tube with MARCH MADNESS, BABY!
(Arcola "Lawn Ranger" Mike)
Give himself more medals for quelling rebellion.
Get the epaulets dry cleaned.
Catch up on his hate mail.
Finally get around to updating his webcomic, "Gadhafi Duck"
Find a nice spiderhole somewhere and just take some "me" time.
Party with Charlie Sheen in Malibu and snort some blow off of a porn star.
(The Frunkus Kid)
Look for the 1980's and return his sunglasses.
(The Incognito Penguin)
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