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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things Not to Say to a Librarian

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10. It's not too loud, you're too old! (Tristan)
9. Call 911! There's been a speed reading accident! (The Incognito Penguin)
8. Which section has the most boring books? My girlfriend and I would like some privacy. (Mute)
7. Do you have any books about an inch and a half thick? I need it to make my couch level. (Mute)
6. My attention span limits my reading to no more than two top ten lists per week. (Mute)
5. No no, you don't have to show me, just yell the directions to me while I go looking. (Flip201)
4. I would like a table in the smoking section, please (Arcola "Lawn Ranger" Mike)
3. Come on over to my house and we'll shout while we arrange books in random order! (Stephen H)
2. And could I get a venti grande chai latte with that book? (Pertinax)
1. How come Hewey and Louie don't get a decimal system named after them, huh? (Stephen H)

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