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Top Ten Ways to Beat Murphy's Laws
(submitted by Super Susanne)
Never move. Don't even breathe.
When you've run out of something, shout "NEVER MIND! I FOUND ONE!" A dozen will turn up.
When waiting for a bus, start chatting with a pretty girl. The bus will arrive immediately.
Hire O.J.'s lawyers.
Eat dinner at the telemarketing call center. Make them answer their own dang calls.
Get even with your ex-girlfriend by washing your car the day of her outdoor wedding.
(Arcola "Lawn Ranger" Mike)
The Douglas Adams' Method: Throw yourself into a Murphy's law situation and miss.
Use the Charlie Sheen theory of "if nothing worse can happen, you're not trying hard enough."
Keep a rabbit's foot: if something goes wrong, remember you could have been the rabbit.
Logic, If anything can go wrong it will... including Murphy's Laws, so therefore they will, so they WON'T.
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