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Top Ten Ways to Beat Murphy's Laws

(submitted by Super Susanne)

10. Never move. Don't even breathe. (Geoduck, Deeeva)
9. When you've run out of something, shout "NEVER MIND! I FOUND ONE!" A dozen will turn up. (Oren Otter)
8. When waiting for a bus, start chatting with a pretty girl. The bus will arrive immediately. (Oren Otter)
7. Hire O.J.'s lawyers. (vipercat)
6. Eat dinner at the telemarketing call center. Make them answer their own dang calls. (Oren Otter)
5. Get even with your ex-girlfriend by washing your car the day of her outdoor wedding. (Arcola "Lawn Ranger" Mike)
4. The Douglas Adams' Method: Throw yourself into a Murphy's law situation and miss. (Mute)
3. Use the Charlie Sheen theory of "if nothing worse can happen, you're not trying hard enough." (vipercat)
2. Keep a rabbit's foot: if something goes wrong, remember you could have been the rabbit. (Steady)
1. Logic, If anything can go wrong it will... including Murphy's Laws, so therefore they will, so they WON'T. (JLM2-4emphasis)

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