You're being badly out-ranked by "Watching Paint Dry #23."
(Geoduck)
No matter how many daring, offensive, funny, and original ideas you can perform all at once, throwing in a pair of knee cymbals has never made anyone famous.
(SICBOY)
No one really wants to see a live colonoscopy... even to Crazy Frog music.
(The Incognito Penguin)
A squirrel popping up in your vacation video is adorable and comical. You running naked into someone's vacation video and screaming "Anyone have suntan lotion?" is likely to get you arrested.
(The Frunkus Kid)
You put on a few pounds too many before your racist rant about library etiquette.
(Shanghai)
Your attempt to combine trickshot basketball with laughing babies failed when the babies kept getting caught in the net.
(YoDoy)
Sex tape scandals generally only make you famous if there's more than one person in the video.
(Mute)
You've been videotaping your kid for weeks and the little jerk still hasn't done anything funny.
(Outsyder)
You have yet to figure out where to insert the VHS tape in your computer.
(Thomas Palsson)
Your video fails to fall between those two boundaries of "not pathetic enough" and "too pathetic."
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