Non-stop John Williams music. Simply win, my friend.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Palin 2012
(WAM)
You're due for a prostate exam.
(Tristan, MJLehde)
You live in Barstow. What are the odds it could be worse?
(lefty)
The poking and prodding is far less invasive than at the airport.
(Maniac Bob, sbrogdon, Chuck1863)
With the price of gas these days, any car pool helps.
(sbrogdon, YoDoy, MJLehde)
You're curious what happened to all those Scientologists and missing socks.
(finlero)
You might just meet Charlie Sheen.
(vipercat, WAM, Nanny, what's all the noise!)
They told you Princess Lea was onboard.
(guyinthenextcubicleover)
You're sensitive about male pattern baldness and pale skin, and are hoping to blend in.
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