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Top Ten Creative Solutions To Beat The High Gas Prices
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
dust off your 70's license frame that says "GAS GRASS OR ASS" "NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE"
Every Friday is Push-Your-Car-to-Work Day!
Sneak around town at night, moving decimal points.
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
Get one of those World's Strongest Men to pull your car.
Every 20 miles or so, call AAA for the emergency road/fuel service.
750 carrier pigeons could carry 200lbs. Problem solved.
Invade someone who has oil, preferrably - but not necessary - someone evil.
Install giant catapults both at home and outside your office.
Carpool...drive your car into a swimming pool and collect insurance money.
Buy gas by the half gallon.
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