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Top Ten New Years Resolutions You've Already Broken

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10. Stop eating babies. (Oren Otter)
9. Not to wake up in a jail cell on New Years morning, again. (Chuck1863)
8. To find a winning lottery ticket along the side of the road by January 9th. (YoDoy)
7. Quit typing your love letters in ComicSansMS. (Oren Otter)
6. Avoid creepy, online jokes which make oddly specific references to whatever it is you're doing. Yeah, I'm talking to you. (Oren Otter)
5. Stop making my roommate feel like an outcast just because he kills people and eats their hands. (Oren Otter)
4. I'll bet you ten dollars I can give up gambling. (Oren Otter)
3. Stop wasting time on frivolous internet sites (sbrogdon)
2. Stop kissing up to those brilliant Top Ten hosts, Christian and Scott. (Magus Noan)
1. Try to be less f *@#*g angry. (vipercat)

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