Same work output...less money.
(The Incognito Penguin)
Ron Paul could go back to being a creepy Ob-Gyn and not just a creepy congressman.
(DJ Zapahd)
Shutting down and rebooting always helps my PC, maybe it would help the government.
(finlero)
Federal Air Traffic Controlers can get a good nights sleep without all the beeping and buzzing.
(Spoticus)
The Media would finally be able to return its focus to things of greater importance...like the Kardashians.
(DJ Zapahd)
You're no longer a wanted fugitive, now you're just a drifter with a dark past.
(Father Time)
The price of a toilet seat would plummet from $600 to about 15 bucks.
(pauljfeld)
Speeding Tickets? HA! There's NO SPEED LIMIT!
(darthgator)
You can finally open that Panda, Rhino, Praying Mantis restaurant you're always wanted.
(Major Tom)
Closing Mount Rushmore will give Washington and the boys a chance to step out for a smoke.
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