They forced him to learn how to make chocolate. He now has much more respect for it.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
The Count visits every morning to help him take "One, ONE day at a time! Eha-Ha-Ha-Haaa!"
(Major Tom)
He brainstorms new names with the help of history to help cope with his identity crisis: Puff Monster, Monster Ali, Cougar Monster, and The monster formerly associated with cookies
(DJ Zapahd)
Fig Newtons, lots of them. They're cakes, not cookies!
(RiverCityKid)
Joined support group with Grover who's a workoholic, Big Bird who has a furry elephant imaginary friend, and Ernie who has a rubber duck fetish.
(The Incognito Penguin)
He's teaching English as second language to people from far away.
(The Incognito Penguin)
Boiling his toothpaste down to sugar, sneaking butter pats from the cafeteria, using baby powder for flour...moonshine cookies
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
In a pinch an iron and a space heater can be used together as a make shift oven.
(Raven)
C is for Crying yourself to sleep shaking violently and covered in sweat.
(Walrus)
He sells his blue fur for cigarettes, which he trades for pills, which he gives to the nurses in exchange for protection and cookies.
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