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Top Ten Unrealistic Solutions To The NFL Lockout

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. DANCE OFF! (numbersgirl)
9. Fox agrees to air game of 2 hand touch with players wives vs. the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. (vipercat)
8. Letting Roller-Derby girls play out the schedule. (IOIO)
7. Out of retirement to save the day...Judge Wapner. (Pertinax)
6. Expand season to 20 games but players only have to play hard in 4 of them. (vipercat)
5. Joe Buck and Troy Aikman will play virtual season of Madden 2011 against Terry Bradshaw and Howie Long. (vipercat)
4. The primo time to rollout the WNFL! (The Incognito Penguin)
3. The players can play for the love of the game and not the money. (Raven)
2. Tell the players to use their college degree to get by for a while. (RiverCityKid)
1. Hire scab owners. (vipercat)

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