It turns out that just because you're a dog-person, it doesn't mean your dog is a person-dog.
(Mute)
Marking his territory is one thing...Putting all your stuff on Ebay is another.
(The Incognito Penguin)
You got him to be a watch dog. You've been robbed three times since then and all he did was watch....
(Oops he did it again.)
His papers say he's a weiner-dog, but he looks more like a watermelon.
(Major Tom)
He keeps leaving pieces of your old dog lying around the house
(YoGrilla)
He continues to viciously attack your slippers- while you're in them.
(lefty)
Neighborhood cats are riding him like a pony.
(El Barton)
That bone he is burying in the yard right now? Your left femur.
(Thomas Palsson)
Doesn't talk..has no infectious laugh and can't solve mysteries worth a damn!
(The Incognito Penguin)
Pushes kids down wells..and THEN tells you about it.
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