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Top Ten Signs Your New Dog isn't Working Out

(submitted by a little glowing friend)

10. It turns out that just because you're a dog-person, it doesn't mean your dog is a person-dog. (Mute)
9. Marking his territory is one thing...Putting all your stuff on Ebay is another. (The Incognito Penguin)
8. You got him to be a watch dog. You've been robbed three times since then and all he did was watch.... (Oops he did it again.)
7. His papers say he's a weiner-dog, but he looks more like a watermelon. (Major Tom)
6. He keeps leaving pieces of your old dog lying around the house (YoGrilla)
5. He continues to viciously attack your slippers- while you're in them. (lefty)
4. Neighborhood cats are riding him like a pony. (El Barton)
3. That bone he is burying in the yard right now? Your left femur. (Thomas Palsson)
2. Doesn't talk..has no infectious laugh and can't solve mysteries worth a damn! (The Incognito Penguin)
1. Pushes kids down wells..and THEN tells you about it. (The Incognito Penguin)

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