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Top Ten Clues that Led to Osama's Hideaway

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10. His talk on Career Day at the local grade school raised a few suspicions. (Chuck1863)
9. The sign on the door said "No Great Satans Allowed." (Baby Hates Bunnies)
8. They went door to door with a Candygram addressed to Osama until they found someone that would sign for it. (JimBean)
7. After years of sending mocking Christmas cards to the U.S. President, somebody finally noticed the return address. (Pertinax)
6. Trail of exploding bread crumbs (The Incognito Penguin)
5. The birther scandal was just bait to lure Bin Laden to go to nearby internet cafes to post on Fox new sites to call certificate fake. (Mute)
4. After months of water-boarding, sleep deprivation, and humiliating photos, one of the terrorists finally cracked and admitted that it was marked on Google maps. (Oops they did it again.)
3. It was the only multi million dollar mansion with an indoor cave and no shower. (sbrogdon)
2. Over half of the world's production of blank VHS tapes were going to a remote address in Pakistan. (Chris Pittman)
1. A simple typo: An email intended for "Osama" was instead sent to "Obama." (byuguy)

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