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Top Ten Signs You Might Be Arnold Schwarzenegger's Illegitimate Child

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. You can see the "artistic" side of Terminator 3. (Buttsey57)
9. Jean-Claude Van Damme's kid is constantly trying to come over and be friends. (The Frunkus Kid)
8. You have an inexplicable desire to get to the chopper. (Good Ol' Horseface)
7. You've had an insatiable desire to flex since you could walk. (McBrackney)
6. No one can understand what your saying without a closed captioning box. (The Frunkus Kid)
5. Mom's nickname for you is "Babynator." (Chris Pittman)
4. You overhear Mom talking about the time your father was pregnant with you. (Oren Otter)
3. You find yourself hoping that Rosie will terminate George and his family on The Jetsons. (Chuck1863)
2. You keep getting e-mails from some weird guy named asking how your dad's doing. (ZacharyJHays)
1. You can't decide between a carier as a kindergarden teacher or a robotic assasin. (sbrogdon)

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