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Top Ten Real Reasons That Rapture Didn't Happen on May 21st

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. One of the guys on the Rapture organizing committee sprained his ankle playing softball the day before. (vipercat)
9. Camping's calculation turned out to be wrong because he kept using pi = 3. (Mute)
8. It's a well-known fact that there are no alarm clocks, calendars, or deadlines in heaven. The Rapture was actually scheduled for May 21st, give or take a millennium. (Baby Hates Bunnies)
7. The big flood was all ready to go when someone reminded God he promised never to do that again. (Mute)
6. It was old King Whats-His-Name's messing with the calendar. (Maniac Bob)
5. It's going to happen when I want it to happen and not because kid with a radio program is trying to get some attention. (God)
4. Two billion Christians begging "Five more minutes, Dad?" (Oren Otter)
3. Mountain-sized fog generators were not ready for the big return yet. (rorschak)
2. Weather reports indicated overcast skies would obscure Christ's appearance in the largest media markets. (Baby Hates Bunnies)
1. There were not enough extra-large angel wings in stock for overweight Americans. (Chuck1863)

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