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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things You Just Realized

(submitted by Benz.)

10. The king of Nigeria isn't going to be sending you a check any time soon. (Mute)
9. Just because you win American Idol doesn't mean America is gonna fall head over heels in love with you. (The Frunkus Kid)
8. There's never a good time to wear a Speedo. (The Incognito Penguin)
7. Just because someone rolls up their sleeves, it doesn't mean they are actually doing anything. (Steady)
6. I could have earned a Ph.D. in the time I have spent working on top ten entries over the past 10 years. (RAM)
5. Being picked for the top ten list does not necessarily result in kudos at work. (numbersgirl)
4. As this item is number four, there are only three more jokes left and there won't be more until Monday. (Oren Otter)
3. I have as many people left on my presidential campaign staff as Newt Gingrich has on his. (Laffman)
2. If you had fingers on your feet you wouldn't have to worry about being able to touch your toes. (Major Tom)
1. Making #1 on this list doesn't bring the fame and fortune you thought it would. (Laffman)

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