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Top Ten Signs Summer Is Almost Here

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Sarah Palin can now see the snow melting in Siberia. (jumpinjack)
9. Canadian hockey players are skating through almost an inch of water. (Baby Hates Bunnies)
8. Another crappy movie about some lame comic book hero you never cared about is playing on four screens (inluding IMAX 3d) at your local cineplex. (Laffman)
7. Your husband changed from complaining about snow shoveling to complaining about mowing. (silvergirl)
6. Even your kids are bugging you to take the Christmas lights down. (sbrogdon)
5. Crappy regular season shows are making way for crappy mid-season replacements. (Laffman)
4. News stories of catastophic blizzards are now replaced with news stories of catastrophic flooding. (sbrogdon)
3. Driving around with a ski rack on your car no longer makes you look cool. Now it makes you look lazy. (sbrogdon)
2. All the traffic caused by city snow removal has been replaced with traffic caused by city road repairs. (The Incognito Penguin)
1. You can once again use the driveway to cook my breakfast! (Remus Eiren)

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