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Top Ten Things Not To Say At A Family Reunion

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. "My Dad is your nephew" -okay. "My son is your uncle." -okay. "My brother is your aunt." -best avoided. (Oren Otter)
9. "I just changed my will and I'm leaving each of you a million dollars when I die!" (Oren Otter)
8. "Mom, Dad! I think I just met the girl of my dreams!" (Augiepyropanda)
7. "I like your new tattoos... oh I'm sorry I meant your eyebrows." (Shanghai)
6. "She doesn't need to be on a leash. That's Aunt Harriet." (Oren Otter)
5. "Wow, cuz, you must really have loved him to get stuck with a last name like that!" (Magus Noan)
4. "I thought you were dead." (Gregj09)
3. "I got your slide projector working again." (Chuck1863)
2. "My, how you've grown! I think you might be taller, too!" (Oren Otter)
1. "Winner of the volleyball tournament doesn't have to come to Christmas!" (YoDoy)

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