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Top Ten Things Not To Say At A Family Reunion
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
"My Dad is your nephew" -okay. "My son is your uncle." -okay. "My brother is your aunt." -best avoided.
"I just changed my will and I'm leaving each of you a million dollars when I die!"
"Mom, Dad! I think I just met the girl of my dreams!"
"I like your new tattoos... oh I'm sorry I meant your eyebrows."
"She doesn't need to be on a leash. That's Aunt Harriet."
"Wow, cuz, you must really have loved him to get stuck with a last name like that!"
"I thought you were dead."
"I got your slide projector working again."
"My, how you've grown! I think you might be taller, too!"
"Winner of the volleyball tournament doesn't have to come to Christmas!"
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